Martial Arts Workout

This is my tribute to Star Comics/Marvel’s comic book series Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos, which was based on the eponymous animated television show, which aired in 1986. In the mag, Norris stars as himself and leads a team of martial artists known as the Karate Kommandos against the evil machinations of the criminal organization VULTURE, which is headed by The Claw and his henchman, Super Ninja. The Kommandos include members: Kimo, a Samurai warrior; Pepper, a mechanic and technological expert; Reed, a young martial arts apprentice; Tabe, a Sumo champion; and Too Much, Norris’ ward and martial arts student. This video features covers and images from Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos V.1. I hope you enjoy it. Song: The Chuck Norris Song, by Mr. Safety

Favorite Chuck Norris Facts:
Chuck Norris once counted to infinity — twice.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
When Chuck Norris jumps, gravity pulls a muscle.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
Black holes are created when Chuck Norris punches a star.
Chuck Norris is the unexpected item in your baggage area.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris can play Bach’s 9th Symphony with a triangle.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.


Chuck Norris can see a movie in Braille.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
There is no theory of evolution, just creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a Democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it too.
The square root of Chuck Norris is a roundhouse kick.
Guns do not kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t pushing himself up, he’s pushing the world down.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling people corn sometimes needs to lie down.
The dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
Chuck Norris came before the chicken AND the egg.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win – forever.
Chuck Norris can literally make a mountain out of a molehill.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until they tell him what he wants to know.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.

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Tales of Nickel – A Fool’s Heist Part 3. Nickel is in trouble. While nearing completion on a covert mission, Nickel’s trademark antics have resulted in the sounding of the security alarm, calling all members of the rival retribution team, Beat Down Express, to show Nickel first hand what they do best. Starring Gabe Dorado, Mercer Boffey, Ian Morgan, Max Chen, Glenyss Puentavella, Banyan Williamson-Masuda, Jan Lucanus, Hinton Wells, and Danny Santos. Featuring an original score by Sage Michael. Directed by Jan Lucanus. Based on the critically acclaimed comic book series “JFH: Justice-For-Hire”.

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JFH: JUSTICE-FOR-HIRE®, a registered trademark, BEAT DOWN EXPRESS™, all characters, names, storylines, and images, are copyright © 2003-2009 Creative Impulse Entertainment, Inc.. All Rights Reserved.

Duration : 0:6:36

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42 high school students are taken to a small isolated island with a map, food and various arms. They have to fight each other for three days long until the last one remains. Can you kill your best friend?

The question changes from “Who will survive?” to “Who would want to.., when the price is so high?”

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From old superhero comic books to action figures still in their original packaging, the Homemade Game Guru finds some unique treasures lying around the house in forgotten about boxes. Wolverine, Silver Surfer and Archie comics and Voltron’s King Zarkon and GI Joe’s Snake Eyes as examples. Lue shares some of his finds while asking for viewers to share what rare treasures they have uncovered.

The message here – never throw anything away cause it might be worth something one day.

Duration : 0:7:59

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The Martial Arts Creative Team interviewed on Inside Martial Arts TV during a spotlight on the critically acclaimed mixed martial arts comic book/live action series, “JFH: Justice-For-Hire”. Featuring Jan Lucanus, Mercer Boffey, Hinton Wells, Glenyss Puentavella, Ian Morgan, Max Chen, and Gabe Dorado.

For more information, go to:

InsideMartialArts.TV

Justice-For-Hire.com

and

MySpace.com/JusticeForHire

A special thanks to Sifu David Ross and New York San Da.

Duration : 0:6:11

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Lyrics

I take the ladies to parties,
I take the ladies to town,
I take the ladies to discotheque,
and show them how to get down.

I ride around in my sweet ride,
and people stop and stare,
they ask me ‘what is the secret of life?’
i tell them that its right here!

all I wanna do is stay at home and watch karate kid!

Fear! Does not exist in this dojo does it?!!? (no sensai)
Pain! does not exist in this dojo does it?!!? (no sensai)
Defeat! does not exist in this dojo does it?!!? (no sensai)
Fear! does not exist in this dojo does it?!??! (no sensai)

All I wanna do is stay at home and watch Karate Kid!

Mr T. was a hero to some,
and spiderman he was the man,
but there is no one that can kick arse,
like Mr Miyagi can!

some people think they are perfect,
in every single little way,
i tell them that their theory is flawed,
they don’t have Larusso’s hair!

All I wanna do is stay at home and watch Karate Kid!

Duration : 0:4:24

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The Black Salt film project is currently being developed into a comic book, video game, trading cards and cartoon series while the script is going through intensive rewrites. With positive role models and strong discipline, the film will capture a wider target market.

Duration : 0:2:8

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The Black Salt film project is currently being developed into a comic book, video game, trading cards and cartoon series while the script is going through intensive rewrites. With positive role models and strong discipline, the film will capture a wider target market.

Duration : 0:2:8

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